How Long Can This Keep Going On?

Easter is the ultimate celebration of life from death, so maybe there is hope for Minnesota Twins cleanup hitter Rondell White. At the time I hit publish, White has 4 hits and 2 RBIs in 46 at-bats. He's making a cool $3.25 million this year for that feeble production and day after day he's still in the lineup while hopefuls like Jason Kubel remain on the bench. Mr. Gardenhire, have you no shame?