Thursday, April 27, 2006

Top 11 Things That The Nihilist In Golf Pants Did To Win The City Pages Best Right Wing Blog Award

11. Shaved Lindsey Thomas' armpits.

10. Bought Dara Moskowitz lunch at the new Eritrean place on Nicollet.

9. Launched relentlessly negative campaign against Power Line.

8. Dropped off copies of the City Pages at dangerous Block E locations for last two weeks.

7. Pretended that the cartoon "This Modern World" was funny.

6. Smoked a bowl with music critic Peter Scholtes.

5. Illegally wiretapped phone conversations between Scott Johnson and Katherine Kersten and provided transcripts to The Blotter.

4. Escorted Dan Savage to a very private screening of "Brokeback Mountain."

3. Started using crystal meth.

2. Answered the phone at one of the gay sex lines advertised in the paper.

1. Agreed with editor Steve Perry that we're living under a fascist dictatorship (but didn't mention that he's fine with that).


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations. Now please get that grimey logo off your page.

You're MOBsters; show some class for the love of Gawd.

4:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Helped scrape up body parts after a dumpster over turned at the Uptown Planned Parenthood.

8:29 AM  

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