Sunday, April 30, 2006

He's Too Sexy For This Contest

The people have spoken and the polls are closed after one week and we can now officially declare Pinkmonkeybird the Most Eligible Bachelor in the MOB. It was a tight race, with PMB garnering a narrow five vote margin of victory over Andy Aplikowski 61-56. Kevin Ecker finished a distant third with 19 votes and Mitch Berg garnered a mere 12.

This is indeed an upset victory as PMB actually conceded the decision to Andy early last week. Coupled with the fact that Andy won the preliminary pool over at KAR. So why did Andy lose our poll? My guess is he's just too sexy. Here is my support for this theory. A photo of Andy:



And a photo of Richard Fairbrass, the lead singer for the band Right Said Fred, a one-hit wonder from the 1990's. Their only hit: "I'm Too Sexy."


Legally Binding Disclaimer: Ladies, this contest is merely a poll for entertainment purposes and in no way represents an endorsement of any of the contestants. Date any or all of these eligible bachelors at your own risk. Nihilist in Golf Pants blog, it's members and the voters in this poll are no way responsible in the event such a date leads to an Ed Gein type consequence.

5 Comments:

Anonymous triple_a said...

Recount!

10:46 PM  
Blogger Erik said...

My aunt does think Andy is a sexy beast.

It should be noted that she is pushing 60 though.

If Andy would like her number he can contact me.

1:40 AM  
Blogger pinkmonkeybird said...

I now lay claim to all the perks and priviledges that are accorded most eligible bachelors. Does this mean I have to grow a moustache and wear velvet?

4:09 PM  
Blogger Night Writer said...

It's simple: when PMB conceded so early the ladies all thought he was French. You know how they go crazy for a guy with an accent.

8:43 PM  
Blogger pinkmonkeybird said...

Nightwriter;
Oui, Oui. My idea of a good movie is Jerry Lewis' "The Ladie's Man".
Dig it!

11:26 AM  

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