Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Top 11 Statements As Contradictory As Calling Oprah A "Hip And Materialistic Mother Theresa"

11. An honest and ethical politician from Louisiana

10. A helpful and patriotic Jimmy Carter

9. A cautious and motherly Britney Spears

8. A Rondell White who hits for average and power

7. A calm and rational Nick Coleman e-mail exchange

6. A sultry and sexy Helen Thomas

5. A thoughtful and well-reasoned Minneapolis StarTribune editorial

4. An uncharismatic and chaste Bill Clinton

3. A clutch, Super Bowl Champion Minnesota Vikings team

2. A wise and sober Ted Kennedy

1. A brief and frugal legislative session


Blogger Nordeaster said...

12. A Hennepin County attorney that looks to protect citizens other than criminals.

11:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the real Nick Coleman please stand up...

You Texas-Republican minions with your identity shifting lies make Donald Segretti and his Watergate dirty tricks (that Segretti liked to call ratf*%king) seem like piker pranks by comparsion

12:38 PM  

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