Top 11 Statements As Contradictory As Calling Oprah A "Hip And Materialistic Mother Theresa"
11. An honest and ethical politician from Louisiana
10. A helpful and patriotic Jimmy Carter
9. A cautious and motherly Britney Spears
8. A Rondell White who hits for average and power
7. A calm and rational Nick Coleman e-mail exchange
6. A sultry and sexy Helen Thomas
5. A thoughtful and well-reasoned Minneapolis StarTribune editorial
4. An uncharismatic and chaste Bill Clinton
3. A clutch, Super Bowl Champion Minnesota Vikings team
2. A wise and sober Ted Kennedy
1. A brief and frugal legislative session
10. A helpful and patriotic Jimmy Carter
9. A cautious and motherly Britney Spears
8. A Rondell White who hits for average and power
7. A calm and rational Nick Coleman e-mail exchange
6. A sultry and sexy Helen Thomas
5. A thoughtful and well-reasoned Minneapolis StarTribune editorial
4. An uncharismatic and chaste Bill Clinton
3. A clutch, Super Bowl Champion Minnesota Vikings team
2. A wise and sober Ted Kennedy
1. A brief and frugal legislative session
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 5/23/2006 12:00:00 AM
2 Comments:
12. A Hennepin County attorney that looks to protect citizens other than criminals.
Will the real Nick Coleman please stand up...
You Texas-Republican minions with your identity shifting lies make Donald Segretti and his Watergate dirty tricks (that Segretti liked to call ratf*%king) seem like piker pranks by comparsion
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