Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Top 11 Things Preventing Sisyphus From Blogging

11. Stalking Phil Kessel

10. Followed Mary Katharine Ham to the Personal Democracy Forum

9. Vowed not to return until Rondell White's batting average is above .200

8. Burnt out from all the KAR open threads

7. Sleeping off a superhuman bender

6. Lobbying at Capitol for taxpayer rebuild of Mariucci arena

5. Resting on his laurels after getting award from City Pages

4. Fixing a traffic light in China

3. Ran off with commenter Michele Joy

2. Converted to Islam and has gone underground as member of a sleeper cell

1. Vowed his next post would be a joke about Patty Wetterling's take on an issue; unfortunately, he has to wait for her to develop one


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations, you won Best Blog. We would like to send you an award, but I need an address to sent the award to. Please email me the information & I can sent out that award today.

Thanks Tracie at City Pages - Best of the Twin Cities

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't you come down to our offices to pick up the award and we can have lunch? You guys seem open-minded and cool, unlike most other conservative bloggers.

Stacie (Tracie's assistant) at City Pages

12:07 PM  
Blogger Nicko McDave said...

I think Sisyphus is having lunch over at the City Pages offices with Tracie, Stacie, Gracie, Macie and Lacie.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wasn't till today, when I saw Garrison Keillor's column in Salon.com, that I realized where you came up with your name. (Garrison calls Republicans "hairy-backed swamp developers, fundamentalist bullies, freelance racists, hobby cops, sweatshop tycoons, line jumpers, marsupial moms and aluminum-siding salesmen, misanthropic frat boys, ninja dittoheads, shrieking midgets, tax cheats, cheese merchants, cat stranglers, pill pushers, nihilists in golf pants, backed-up Baptists, the grand pooh-bahs of Percodan, mouth breathers, testosterone junkies and brownshirts in pinstripes."

I suppose "Nihilist..." does roll of the tongue better than "Cheese Merchant" or Cat Strangler". All in all, good choice!

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Michelle Joy said...

If Sisyphus has run off downtown with Tracie, Stacie, Gracie, Macie and Lacie -- they'll all cruisin for a mighty hard bitch-slap! Sis is suppose to be out slut-doggin' with me!

8:46 PM  

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