Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Top 11 Other "Fun" Things The Minnesota Senate Can Buy With Taxpayer's Money

Now that the Minnesota Senate has voted that three new stadiums are more important than the children, here are some ideas of other "fun" things to toss taxpayer money at.

11. Tear down the new Guthrie Theater and rebuild it just for the hell of it

10. Lap dance for Larry Pogemiller

9. Provide signs for everyone in the state saying, "Willing to Pay for a Better Minnesota"

8. Purchase jack-boots for local law enforcement who enforce smoking bans

7. Rename every school in the state for Paul and Sheila Wellstone

6. Balloon bouquets for laid off Ford plant workers

5. Hire bloggers to write nice things about them ('cause you know we will if the price is right)

4. Bail out Air America

3. Day of beauty for Phyllis Kahn

2. Provide the entire City Pages staff with a week worth of Crystal Meth

1. Build a bonfire out of money big enough to get into the Guinness Book of World Records


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pay bloggers to write flattering things about state senators?

Some will badger Polinaut for free.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous dimonddog said...

#12) Have Paul Wellstone's DNA regrown and brought to life so we will no longer have to guess what he would do.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Craig Westover said...

One of your best

11:01 AM  

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