Top 11 People Who Find It Impossible To Practice Abstinence
Today actress Naomi Watts was named to some UN AIDS position. She had a great quote in her introductory press conference:
Asked about the Bush administration's emphasis on abstinence rather than contraceptives in foreign aid, she said, "While it (abstinence) is probably the safest way to avoid it, it is impossible for certain people to practice it."
She's absolutely right. Here are the top 11 people who find it impossible to practice abstinence:
11. Snoop Dogg
10. Atomizer's 10th grade girlfriend (except when she was with Atomizer)
9. Ron Jeremy
8. Pamela Anderson
7. Wilmer Valderama
6. Tommy Lee
5. Sean Kemp
4. Kevin Federline
3. Hugh Heffner
2. Paris Hilton
1. Bill Clinton
Asked about the Bush administration's emphasis on abstinence rather than contraceptives in foreign aid, she said, "While it (abstinence) is probably the safest way to avoid it, it is impossible for certain people to practice it."
She's absolutely right. Here are the top 11 people who find it impossible to practice abstinence:
11. Snoop Dogg
10. Atomizer's 10th grade girlfriend (except when she was with Atomizer)
9. Ron Jeremy
8. Pamela Anderson
7. Wilmer Valderama
6. Tommy Lee
5. Sean Kemp
4. Kevin Federline
3. Hugh Heffner
2. Paris Hilton
1. Bill Clinton
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 5/15/2006 07:23:00 PM
2 Comments:
I would think it's getting easier for Hugh Heffner to practice abstinence with each passing day.
12. the white-guys who post on Nihilist... they find it difficult to practice abstinence when all alone, late at night, under the covers... or on the golf course...
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