Friday, May 12, 2006

Please Mr. President

We all know that George W. Bush had a machine at his disposal that allowed him to destroy New Orleans on a whim by controlling hurricane Katrina.

Please, Mr. President, make it stop raining on weekends here in Minnesota. I know you're probably bitter that we are continually liberal in our national voting, but we're getting better. Our governor and half of our congressional delegation is currently Republican.

And this rich, white Republican has had his golf game rained out too many times this year. So please turn the machine to the setting that will make the rain stop.

UPDATE: At 8 am this morning there was a light drizzle and the temperature was 40 degrees Fahrenheit. This proves that Bush is indeed worse than Hitler.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

And make the flowers bloom too.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody ever suggested Bush could control the rain and hurricane over New Orleans. He is pretty incompetient at almost everything he does. But when Grandma was up to her neck in waters in her New Orlenas attic from the broken levies, George ("nobody expected those levies to break..." except he had been briefed in advance they would) Bush was asleep at the wheel.

Just as the chicken-hawk Bush ran into hiding during the air attacks of 9/11 on New York and D.C., during Katrina he rushed back to pat Michael Brown on the back saying, "U're doin a heck-of-a-job Brownie..."

When Canada offered to send in specially trained aquatic rescue squads from Vancouver, to save Grandma and hospital patients, Homland Security considered it a risk to national security and denied Candaian Naval vessels entry.

G. W. Bush is the biggest coward we've ever had in the office of the President of the United States. And all you guys can do is complain about your golf game and pretend Bush has the ability or knowledge to grow flowers... HA HA HA!

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's not forget how the coward Bush avoid serving a tour of duty in Vietnam and by going AOL from the Texas National Guard to campaign for a reactionary right-wing zealot running for the Senate. Bush is a chicken-sh*t coward -- always has been, always will be!

8:42 AM  

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