Top 11 Reasons It Sucks to Be A Cornell Hockey Fan
11. The 2006 Midwest regional final loss to Wisconsin in OT
10. The 2005 West regional final loss to Minnesota in OT
9. There ain't gonna be a regional in Ithaca, New York anytime soon
8. Your mascot is a teddy bear
7. Having to hold hands and sway during the singing of your fruity school song
6. You're not in the WCHA
5. No way to know whether your team is any good playing in the ECAC
4. Listening to Harvard fans brag about their 1989 National Championship
3. Thirty-six years since your last National Championship is a LONG time
2. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life
1. Realization that UMD fans are just as drunk and obnoxious but had to pay only a fraction of the tuition you had to pay
10. The 2005 West regional final loss to Minnesota in OT
9. There ain't gonna be a regional in Ithaca, New York anytime soon
8. Your mascot is a teddy bear
7. Having to hold hands and sway during the singing of your fruity school song
6. You're not in the WCHA
5. No way to know whether your team is any good playing in the ECAC
4. Listening to Harvard fans brag about their 1989 National Championship
3. Thirty-six years since your last National Championship is a LONG time
2. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life
1. Realization that UMD fans are just as drunk and obnoxious but had to pay only a fraction of the tuition you had to pay
1 Comments:
As a former UMD student I can say that UMD students aren't nearly as obnoxious, nor committed to the hockey team as Cornell fans.
Can't dispute the section about being every bit as drunk though.
Although, we still have a much lower BAC than those fools in Madison and Grand Forks.
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