Casting Call For Brokeback II

Stuff Magazine recently hosted a poll that asked the magic question:

Who would you least like to spend the night alone with in a tent?

Choices included Saddam Hussein, Tom Cruise, Pat O'Brien and Kathy Griffin.

In a two horse race, readers of this men's magazine picked Cruise as the one they would most like to avoid, with 41% of the vote, to Saddam's 39%. Makes perfect sense to me.