Thursday, March 23, 2006

Top 11 Signs That Your Pre-Schooler Is Likely To Grow Up To Be A Berkeley Psychology Professor

11. Refers to nap time as fascist docility training

10. Thinks Bush is worse than that fat kid who steals everyone else's Legos at play time

9. Will only play Duck-Duck-Rainbow Duck

8. Supports expanding the definition of marriage to include My Little Pony's

7. Demands a living wage for the baby sitter

6. Wants to replace Show and Tell with Don't Ask, Don't Tell

5. Accuses teacher of being a neo-conservative for failing to read them "Why Mommy is a Democrat" for the third time in a week

4. Holds a hunger strike to protest the presence of an American flag in the classroom

3. Believes tickling Elmo may be torture and wants the case referred to the World Court

2. On treats day, insists on bringing marijuana brownies

1. Tends to make large generalizations on scant evidence


Blogger Chad The Elder said...

Strongly believes that everyone should share their toys equally, especially the ones that don't belong to him.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

Refuses to use any of the Baby Einstein line of products because they glorify dead white males.

4:38 PM  

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