Top 11 Real Reasons Jessica Simpson Snubbed President Bush

When Jessica Simpson was in D.C. to lobby Congress for her pet charity “Operation Smile”* she passed on a chance to meet with President Bush because the meeting would have been at a fundraiser and she didn’t think it was appropriate to talk with the President about “Operation Smile” there. We here at NIGP don’t believe a word of that. Here are the top 11 real reasons Jessica Simpson snubbed President Bush:

*I’m not 100% sure, but I think “Operation Smile” is the charity Jessica set up to provide glamour shots for underprivileged kids.

11. The White House wouldn’t allow her to lip-synch the meeting

10. Cheney keeps calling her “Britney”

9. Didn't actually refuse, got distracted by a shiny object and just forgot

8. Afraid she won't stand up to the intellectual rigor required to have a conversation with Jenna Bush

7. Being so close to the Washington Monument frightens her

6. Her father forbade her from wild parties; she wasn't sure whether a Republican Party fundraiser qualified

5. Believes Bush has sided with Nick Lachey

4. Didn’t want to politicize “In This Skin”

3. Bad experience when she visited the White House during the Clinton administration

2. Afraid that MoveOn.org will take up a petition to deny her the role of Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazard II

1. Didn't want to look dumb if asked a question about . . . anything