Thursday, March 09, 2006

Top 11 Signs That Scott Johnson Is The Most Manly Member Of Powerline

In a post yesterday, John Hinderocker opined that Scott "Muddy Waters wrote the Magna Carta" Johnson is the most manly member of the venerable crew of bloggers. We agree and have come up with 11 reasons why:

11. Instead of blogging in pajamas, wears boxers and a wife beater

10. Sports by far the most manly glasses of the trio

09. Reads entire copy of Claremont Review of Books in one sitting

08. Sometimes sticks it to the man by loosening his tie before 5pm ("But Scott you ARE the man")

07. Often speaks of democrats in irreverent manner

06. When he enters a sushi bar, the bouncer just cowers in the corner

05. Often tells the police that his typing fingers are more powerful than their guns

04. Refills his car's window washer fluid all by himself

03. Can play songs on jukeboxes for free just by tapping them on the side

02. Runs with scissors

01. He's got the biggest trunk

2 Comments:

Blogger Chad The Elder said...

12. Likes to make animalistic love listening to the rhythmic beat of subversive rock AND roll (preferably Bobby Darrin)

13. When he's with his friends and they see an attractive woman he uses phrases like "I'd like to habeas her corpus"

1:38 PM  
Blogger pinkmonkeybird said...

#13) His first name is Scott, a very manly name. His last name is Johnson...it brings him manly fame.

4:27 PM  

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