Top 11 Lies Heard At The Academy Awards
11. No, I'm not on anything tonight.
10. This award isn't about me.
9. That George Clooney is really a humble, down to earth guy.
8. It's not about the money or the awards, I just want to make a difference.
7. Jon Stewart is really on tonight.
6. I'm sorry if I forget to thank anybody.
5. It's an honor just to be nominated.
4. "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" has real artistic merit.
3. Queen Latifah looks great.
2. I can't believe Stephen Spielberg didn't win, he really deserved it!
1. I’m not gay, I knocked up Katie Holmes.
10. This award isn't about me.
9. That George Clooney is really a humble, down to earth guy.
8. It's not about the money or the awards, I just want to make a difference.
7. Jon Stewart is really on tonight.
6. I'm sorry if I forget to thank anybody.
5. It's an honor just to be nominated.
4. "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" has real artistic merit.
3. Queen Latifah looks great.
2. I can't believe Stephen Spielberg didn't win, he really deserved it!
1. I’m not gay, I knocked up Katie Holmes.
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 3/06/2006 12:00:00 AM
2 Comments:
#1 is my favorite lie.
#12 Lauren Baccall doesn't show her age one bit.
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