Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Top 11 Excuses for Falling Asleep During Oral Arguments

11. Made the mistake of looking Justice Souter directly in the eyes and became hypnotized

10. Texas redistricting cases are not as riveting as you might suspect

9. Was doing Jägermeister shots with Scalia until 2 AM

8. Had just read the book: "Powernapping To Success"

7. Judge Alito's has begun using ether as cologne

6. Gave up No-Doz for lent

5. Chief Justice Roberts insists on keeping the court’s thermostat set to 80 degrees

4. She had her radio headphones tuned to Hugh Hewitt talking about Rob Reiner

3. As usual, she'll get a summary of arguments and voting instructions from the ACLU

2. Thought that since napping worked so well for Ronald Reagan, she'd give it a shot

1. Admit it; if you knew you couldn’t be fired, you'd nap on the job too