Press Release

We don’t normally post press releases, but Chad the Elder was very insistent that we run this one. He hinted that if we refused, Fraters Libertas would post their B-material elsewhere, so here it is:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

From: Chad the Elder of Fraters Libertas

Effective immediately, any mention of or display relating to the following is banned at Fraters Libertas World Headquarters:
1) Easter
2) The Easter Bunny
3) Delicious sugar covered marshmallow treats

Don’t like it? Too bad. I dare you to mount some kind of protest. I double dog dare ya.