Top 11 Reasons Dick Cheney Shot Harry Whittington
11. Whittington bears a remarkable resemblance to a quail
10. Just to watch him die
9. Whittington had just filled his SUV and Cheney wanted the oil
8. Cheney tired of Jesse Ventura's taunts about him for never having hunted man
7. Cheney thought Wittington was a major league a-hole, big time
6. Iraq war bloodlust no longer satisfies the Vice President
5. Cheney missed his own foot in a failed attempt to avoid military service
4. Wittington was putting the moves on Lynne
3. Flight path of the bird shot somehow altered by global warming
2. Wittington suggested to Cheney that they make the hunting trip "Brokeback Mountan" style
1. Cheney was offended by a cartoon Whittington drew
10. Just to watch him die
9. Whittington had just filled his SUV and Cheney wanted the oil
8. Cheney tired of Jesse Ventura's taunts about him for never having hunted man
7. Cheney thought Wittington was a major league a-hole, big time
6. Iraq war bloodlust no longer satisfies the Vice President
5. Cheney missed his own foot in a failed attempt to avoid military service
4. Wittington was putting the moves on Lynne
3. Flight path of the bird shot somehow altered by global warming
2. Wittington suggested to Cheney that they make the hunting trip "Brokeback Mountan" style
1. Cheney was offended by a cartoon Whittington drew
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 2/12/2006 03:25:00 PM
3 Comments:
13) Whittington put on a Mohammed Turbin and shouted Allah Akbar as a practical joke.
Congress won't pass tort reform, so Cheney has to take out a few lawyers on his own.
Very funny, great!
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