Sunday, February 12, 2006

Top 11 Reasons Dick Cheney Shot Harry Whittington

11. Whittington bears a remarkable resemblance to a quail

10. Just to watch him die

9. Whittington had just filled his SUV and Cheney wanted the oil

8. Cheney tired of Jesse Ventura's taunts about him for never having hunted man

7. Cheney thought Wittington was a major league a-hole, big time

6. Iraq war bloodlust no longer satisfies the Vice President

5. Cheney missed his own foot in a failed attempt to avoid military service

4. Wittington was putting the moves on Lynne

3. Flight path of the bird shot somehow altered by global warming

2. Wittington suggested to Cheney that they make the hunting trip "Brokeback Mountan" style

1. Cheney was offended by a cartoon Whittington drew


Blogger pinkmonkeybird said...

12) Whittington had an idea for creating a "Top 10 Reasons" blog.

3:02 PM  
Blogger BaconEating AtheistJew said...

13) Whittington put on a Mohammed Turbin and shouted Allah Akbar as a practical joke.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Kriston said...

Congress won't pass tort reform, so Cheney has to take out a few lawyers on his own.

6:47 AM  
Anonymous AHC said...

Very funny, great!

5:45 AM  

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