Top 11 Things Hugh Hewitt and Jack Bauer Have in Common

For the past few weeks, Hugh Hewitt has had in the upper left corner of his blog, a quote from Chad the Elder that compares Hugh to Jack Bauer. I thought the quote preposterous at first, but the more I thought about it, the more I began to come around to Chad’s viewpoint. Here are just the top 11 things Hugh Hewitt and Jack Bauer have in common:

11. When either wields a screwdriver, someone is likely to lose an eye

10. Jack tortures people who are about to release nerve gas; Hugh tortures tress that are about to release oxygen.

9. Both worked for Nixon or a Nixon-like President

8. Neither has ever displayed any knowledge of hockey or wine

7. Both can go 24 hours without using the bathroom

6. Both spend a lot of time talking on the phone to maniacs

5. Both can finish a marathon in less than 8 hours

4. Both work in a fortified bunker in Los Angeles

3. Not afraid to torture terrorists, traitors, or listeners

2. Both are addicted: Bauer to heroin, Hugh to Cheetos

1. All the men want to be them, all the women want to be with them