Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Top 11 Things Hugh Hewitt and Jack Bauer Have in Common

For the past few weeks, Hugh Hewitt has had in the upper left corner of his blog, a quote from Chad the Elder that compares Hugh to Jack Bauer. I thought the quote preposterous at first, but the more I thought about it, the more I began to come around to Chad’s viewpoint. Here are just the top 11 things Hugh Hewitt and Jack Bauer have in common:

11. When either wields a screwdriver, someone is likely to lose an eye

10. Jack tortures people who are about to release nerve gas; Hugh tortures tress that are about to release oxygen.

9. Both worked for Nixon or a Nixon-like President

8. Neither has ever displayed any knowledge of hockey or wine

7. Both can go 24 hours without using the bathroom

6. Both spend a lot of time talking on the phone to maniacs

5. Both can finish a marathon in less than 8 hours

4. Both work in a fortified bunker in Los Angeles

3. Not afraid to torture terrorists, traitors, or listeners

2. Both are addicted: Bauer to heroin, Hugh to Cheetos

1. All the men want to be them, all the women want to be with them


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