Thursday, December 22, 2005

Top 11 New Titles For Gay Westerns

We all know how Hollywood jumps on the bandwagon of a hit with their own copycat version and considering how well Brokeback Mountain has done, here are some suggested titles for new Gay Westerns:

11. The Wild Butt
10 The Magnificient Seven (Year-old-boy)
09. Bath Home On The Range
08. Jeremiah's Johnson
07. The Ox-Man Incident
06. The Man Who Blew Liberty Valance
05. My Darling Clem
04. Once Upon a Time In My Pants
03. A Fistful of Back Hair
02. Pale Rump Rider
01. The Great Train Buggery

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rio Bareback
Flaming Saddles
The Cornhole Humping Gang
A Fisting Of Mahler
He Wore A Yellow AIDS Ribbon
The Queer and the Beard
The Treasure of the Treasure Trail
The Last of the Pillow Biters
"Dances" With Wolves, Sheeps, Goats, whatever
Way In West
Silver Dildo
Queer Noon
The Turd Burgler Gang Rides Again
Shootout at the OK Corral Bathhouse

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Man Who Shot In Liberty Valance
The Hung Like a Horse Soldiers
Pat Garrett Loves Billy the Kid
Frank and Jesse James: Brothers or Life Partners?

4:52 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

And don't forget, in every one of these, before the credits run, it says "The End"...

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Eva Young said...

Curious that you left out all refirences to lesbian westerns.

Obviously a bunch of rediculous loosers.

I'm writing about this on my blog.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous cleversponge said...

I'm writing a long post about this in which I insult everyone else, but never really address any of the central issues.

Make sure you read it.

2:45 PM  

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