Monday, December 19, 2005

Top 11 Answers I would Like to Hear George W. Bush Give to the “What is Your Worst Mistake as President?” Question

In today’s George W. Bush press conference, John Roberts of CBS once again asked the Mainstream Media’s favorite question for President Bush: “What is your biggest mistake as President?” Here are the top 11 responses I would like to see W give:

11. Failing to have WMDs planted in Iraq after the invasion.

10. Not secretly buying more Halliburton stock at the start of the second term.

9. Meeting with Cindy Sheehan the first time.

8. Listening to the secret wiretaps of Garrison Keillor – that guy is just as boring in real life as he is on his show.

7. Clearing brush while wearing assless chaps.

6. Eating that extra burrito last night.

5. Not pushing hard enough for the Sisyphus tax credit.

4. Failing to use our secret Hurricane Deflection Machine to send Katrina into Cuba.

3. Complimenting John Hinderaker on a Power Line post that was actually written by Scott Johnson.

2. Mispronouncing the word “nuclear”.

1. Being an evil smirking McChimp Hitler wannabe.

3 Comments:

Blogger pinkmonkeybird said...

Nice job.
This is the funniest Top Ten I've seen in a while.

11. Refusing to give John Robert's home address to Betty Dewisha.

4:13 PM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

Deciding not to have Helen Thomas sent to Gitmo.

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great stuff. Every one made me laugh out loud.

Guy

10:06 PM  

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