Top 11 Legitimate Quotes (And Illegitimate Snarky Comments) From Brokeback Mountain

Ladies and gentlemen, all of these are legitimate. Also of note, one of the lovers is named Jack Twist, the other is named Ennis (not sure if it's a hard or soft E sound - pun intended) Del Mar. Quotes to left, snarky comments in parentheses:

11. If you're looking for work, I suggest you get in here pronto! (Boss man points to his rear pocket)

10. Well, since we're going to be working together, I reckon it's time we start drinkin' together. (The date rape drug's not just for chicks)

9. It's nobody's business but ours. (Then why make a movie about it?)

8. Gonna do this again next summer? (Or are you rushing out to the bath houses right away?)

7. You know it could be like this, always. (If enough Dems get elected)

6. I wish I knew how to quit you. (We agree)

5. Girls don't fall in love with fun. (If destroying the cowboy movie isn't enough, now Ang Lee's attacking the wisdom of Cindy Lauper)

4. You don't go up there to fish. (Although you play with your rods)

3. You boys sure found a way to make time pass up there. (Maybe they should have brought a deck of cards)

2. You have no idea how bad it gets. (This doubles as a movie review)

1. I ain't no queer. (Apparently you are)