Saturday, December 24, 2005

Top 11 Gifts I DON'T Want To Find Under My Tree This Christmas

Time is running out for those last minute Christmas shoppers (you know who you are), but there's still a chance to find that perfect gift. In case anyone is still on the hunt for a present for yours truly, I thought I'd help your search by eliminating a few possible gift ideas.

11. The sheep from the Brokeback Mountain action figure set

10. The Brokeback Mountain "Happy Meal" from McDonalds

9. The Brokeback Mountain Christmas album

8. Fruitcake made from the Brokeback Mountain recipe book

7. Officially licensed Brokeback Mountain union suit with button-up rear access hatch

6. The Brokeback Mountain video game for Xbox with graphics so good that "you almost feel that you're there"

5. Bootleg DVD of quickly made sequel "Brokeback Mountain 2: Electric Boogaloo"

4. Bootleg of special edition "Brokeback Mountain Raw and Uncut" DVD with extra scenes "too hot for the big screen"

3. The "Making of Brokeback Mountain" coffee table book

2. Tickets to the Brokeback Mountain interactive experience at Universal Studios

1. Brokeback Mountain camping set with pup tent and sleeping bag "big enough for two"

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gift certificate for a week's stay at the Brokeback Mountain "Fantasy Cowboy Camp" at the Cicle J Dude Ranch.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YUOUR A FUCKING IDIOT! I AM NOT EVEN THAT NEGGATIVE DUDE WHO IS BRASSY AND GOES AROUND TELLING PEOPLE ON RANDIOM BLOGGS THAT THEY ARE A FUCKING IDIOT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING THEM AND BASING THEIR OPINION ON SOMEONE SOLEY UPON THEIR COMMENTS ON A BLOG BUT I MEAN HONEST! FIRST OF ALL BROKEBACK IS AN AMAZING MOVIE, AND NO, THAT IS COMING FROM A "HETERO" STAND-POINT, BUT WHO CARES. ITS A GREAT MOVIE, HAVE AN OPEN MIND, AND EVEN IF YOU DO CHOSE TO HATE IT BECAUSE ITS ABOUT "TWO GAY COWBOYS," WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY...WHATEVER.. I THINK IM JUST WASTING MY TIME ON TRYING TO UNDERSTAND PEOPLE AND THINGS OF JUST NARROW, CLOSE MINDED-NESS THAT I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you seen the movie? If not, it's about time you did! I would certainly rather watch this movie than some of the sickeningly perverted hetero movies. This is a great film. Can't believe you are so sickened about it. Maybe YOU should go to the Circle J Dude Ranch...or are you afraid to?

9:03 AM  
Blogger common sense said...

Personally I wonder where we are going with the world - I REFUSE to be pressured into being Politically correct - when a movie about queers gets 8 oscar nods and The Passion about Christ gets none... hmm well I guess we are heading to Sodom and gomorrah - signed common Sense

1:34 PM  
Blogger Common Sense said...

Dear anonymous - your foul language and lack of ability to communicate and debate shows that you have the mind the size of a mustard seed. I laugh when the ignorant cannot speak without profanity. Why dialogue with me. Tell me why the Passion didnt deserve any rewards did - but Broke Back Mountain did? I look forward to an adult conversation

6:34 AM  
Anonymous Ballymag said...

sorry but I don't think that it's correct to hate a film only because an other did not won enough prizes. Really - it is silly what you all and especially the author of this blog are doing.

12:56 PM  
Blogger Common Sense said...

BallyMag you are rigth - but this goes further. The Acadamy are pushing an agenda of imoral attitude on us - not chrisitian. Do you see - one should be more open to homoxesuality than to the Passion of Christ.

CommonSense

8:02 AM  
Blogger Common Sense said...

anonymous I just really took the time to read one of your last posts. I believe it is the 2nd to last. That post was so ugly that if you were trying to make a post on something I agreed with, I wouldn't let it be known!!! My goodness your mouth is vulgar - you are crass and need to chill...

I guess that post is YOU "freedom of speech" - wow - this world really does not get what it means....

6:37 PM  
Blogger Common Sense said...

anonymous, my friend I just took a good look at your 2nd to last post. The one in all caps. My goodness - take a breath - read the filth you typed and to be excused - you were on nyquil - drank too much - your key board was messed up!! ANYTHING to cover yourself. You made no valid point - you simply spat filth and anger and hate. I must say - if you were posting on an issue that I agree with - I wouldn't let it be known as I wouldn't want the association made. I guess that was your FREE SPEECH - whatever..... this proves that our kids are not getting all they need in school and that they still the guidance of their parents.
Blessings

6:43 PM  

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