Top 11 Gifts I DON'T Want To Find Under My Tree This Christmas
Time is running out for those last minute Christmas shoppers (you know who you are), but there's still a chance to find that perfect gift. In case anyone is still on the hunt for a present for yours truly, I thought I'd help your search by eliminating a few possible gift ideas.
11. The sheep from the Brokeback Mountain action figure set
10. The Brokeback Mountain "Happy Meal" from McDonalds
9. The Brokeback Mountain Christmas album
8. Fruitcake made from the Brokeback Mountain recipe book
7. Officially licensed Brokeback Mountain union suit with button-up rear access hatch
6. The Brokeback Mountain video game for Xbox with graphics so good that "you almost feel that you're there"
5. Bootleg DVD of quickly made sequel "Brokeback Mountain 2: Electric Boogaloo"
4. Bootleg of special edition "Brokeback Mountain Raw and Uncut" DVD with extra scenes "too hot for the big screen"
3. The "Making of Brokeback Mountain" coffee table book
2. Tickets to the Brokeback Mountain interactive experience at Universal Studios
1. Brokeback Mountain camping set with pup tent and sleeping bag "big enough for two"
11. The sheep from the Brokeback Mountain action figure set
10. The Brokeback Mountain "Happy Meal" from McDonalds
9. The Brokeback Mountain Christmas album
8. Fruitcake made from the Brokeback Mountain recipe book
7. Officially licensed Brokeback Mountain union suit with button-up rear access hatch
6. The Brokeback Mountain video game for Xbox with graphics so good that "you almost feel that you're there"
5. Bootleg DVD of quickly made sequel "Brokeback Mountain 2: Electric Boogaloo"
4. Bootleg of special edition "Brokeback Mountain Raw and Uncut" DVD with extra scenes "too hot for the big screen"
3. The "Making of Brokeback Mountain" coffee table book
2. Tickets to the Brokeback Mountain interactive experience at Universal Studios
1. Brokeback Mountain camping set with pup tent and sleeping bag "big enough for two"
posted by Chad at 12/24/2005 02:34:00 PM
4 Comments:
Gift certificate for a week's stay at the Brokeback Mountain "Fantasy Cowboy Camp" at the Cicle J Dude Ranch.
YUOUR A FUCKING IDIOT! I AM NOT EVEN THAT NEGGATIVE DUDE WHO IS BRASSY AND GOES AROUND TELLING PEOPLE ON RANDIOM BLOGGS THAT THEY ARE A FUCKING IDIOT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING THEM AND BASING THEIR OPINION ON SOMEONE SOLEY UPON THEIR COMMENTS ON A BLOG BUT I MEAN HONEST! FIRST OF ALL BROKEBACK IS AN AMAZING MOVIE, AND NO, THAT IS COMING FROM A "HETERO" STAND-POINT, BUT WHO CARES. ITS A GREAT MOVIE, HAVE AN OPEN MIND, AND EVEN IF YOU DO CHOSE TO HATE IT BECAUSE ITS ABOUT "TWO GAY COWBOYS," WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY...WHATEVER.. I THINK IM JUST WASTING MY TIME ON TRYING TO UNDERSTAND PEOPLE AND THINGS OF JUST NARROW, CLOSE MINDED-NESS THAT I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
Have you seen the movie? If not, it's about time you did! I would certainly rather watch this movie than some of the sickeningly perverted hetero movies. This is a great film. Can't believe you are so sickened about it. Maybe YOU should go to the Circle J Dude Ranch...or are you afraid to?
sorry but I don't think that it's correct to hate a film only because an other did not won enough prizes. Really - it is silly what you all and especially the author of this blog are doing.
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