Top 11 Children’s Christmas Presents that Might Offend Conservative Parents (in red) or Liberal Parents (in blue)

11. Dora the ANWR Oil Explorer

10. Sponge Bob War Protester

9. NSA Li’l’ wiretapper kit

8. EZ-Bake Meth lab

7. Rush Limbaugh Junior pharmacy kit

6. New York Times Li’l’ leaker diapers

5. Fisher Price electric chair

4. Anatomically correct Brokeback Mountain action figures

3. G.I. Joe torture kit complete with Ashlee Simpson CD

2. Junior eco-terrorist Lego tree spike

1. Bob the Wal-Mart Builder