Sunday, December 04, 2005

Memo To Best Buy

1. No, I don’t want a magazine subscription.
2. No, you can’t have my phone number.
3. I will not be filling out your online survey so don’t give me that three mile long receipt.
4. IF YOU DON’T STOP ANNOYING ME AT YOUR CHECK OUT REGISTER, I’LL SHOP SOMEWHERE ELSE!

4 Comments:

Blogger Dan S. said...

Can I interest you in a 3-year service plan for that toner cartridge, Mr. Sisyphus?

9:58 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

I was going to let the service contract thing slide, but since you bring it up: No, I will never, ever, ever want a service contract either.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

This sounds like a situation that cries out for government intervention. Put out the Latz signal.

7:36 AM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

Correct Chad, these outrages are worse than gift cards expiring.

9:01 AM  

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