Friday, December 02, 2005

A Day in the Life

I see prolific local blogger Mitch Berg expects a light posting day today due to a busy schedule. Senior officials within his house have leaked his to-do list for today.

1) 6 AM - attend an experimental breakfast theater presentation of Bertold Brecht's "Caucasian Chalk Circle" done in pig Latin in the basement of the local artist co-op

2) 9:30 AM - return home, patch bullet holes in house from previous nights' drive-by

3) 11:00 AM - basouki practice

4) 12:30 PM - lunch buffet at the Nepalese Yak Shack.

5) 1:30 - return home, chase drug dealers out of alley

6) 2:00 - write thank you letter to Johnny Rotten for saving my life in 1978.

7) 3:00 - attend organizational meeting for "Republican Victory in St. Paul 2046"

8) 4:30 - return home, chase thieves out of basement

9) 5:00 - listen to the Hugh Hewitt show, hosted by Jed Babbin

10) 8:00 - dinner at Eritrea's Original Sports Bar

11) 10:00 - Return home, chase local gang bangers down street. Fall asleep to Bruce Springsteen's "Ghost of Tom Joad" album.


Blogger Eightgun said...

You forgot "contemplating the injustice of the death penalty" and thinking impure thoughts about Eva Young.

11:21 PM  

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