A Day in the Life

I see prolific local blogger Mitch Berg expects a light posting day today due to a busy schedule. Senior officials within his house have leaked his to-do list for today.

1) 6 AM - attend an experimental breakfast theater presentation of Bertold Brecht's "Caucasian Chalk Circle" done in pig Latin in the basement of the local artist co-op

2) 9:30 AM - return home, patch bullet holes in house from previous nights' drive-by

3) 11:00 AM - basouki practice

4) 12:30 PM - lunch buffet at the Nepalese Yak Shack.

5) 1:30 - return home, chase drug dealers out of alley

6) 2:00 - write thank you letter to Johnny Rotten for saving my life in 1978.

7) 3:00 - attend organizational meeting for "Republican Victory in St. Paul 2046"

8) 4:30 - return home, chase thieves out of basement

9) 5:00 - listen to the Hugh Hewitt show, hosted by Jed Babbin

10) 8:00 - dinner at Eritrea's Original Sports Bar

11) 10:00 - Return home, chase local gang bangers down street. Fall asleep to Bruce Springsteen's "Ghost of Tom Joad" album.