Thursday, October 20, 2005

Gretzky's a Bitch

Some yahoo in Oklahoma requested that his sentence be increased from 30 to 33 years, so it would match the number that Larry Bird wore during the Boston Celtics dynasty of the 1980's.

I think that tying criminals sentences to their favorite atheletes' numbers is a great idea. Could it be that this sentencing format has been used before? Was Martha Stewart a big fan of Eddie Gaedel?

Just in case, if I am ever convicted of a crime, remember that I too am a fan of the 1980's era Celtics. Although unlike the Okie moron, I am partial to center Robert Parrish.

1 Comments:

Blogger hammerswing75 said...

What? You want to serve two zero year sentences?

3:56 PM  

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