Swelling With Purple Pride

The following is a joint MFB/Sisyphus project and is sung to the tune of Skol, Vikings!:

Score, Vikings! Let's nail this dame.

Score, Vikings! Sully your name.

Go get her pants down, then time to pound pound,

Bang 'em, screw 'em, tight, tight, tight, tight!

Score, Vikings! Whip out your junk; She’s passed out plastered drunk.

V-I-K-I-N-G-S! Score, Then pay the whore!