Thursday, October 06, 2005

Oh, Please! Oh, Please! Oh, Please!

Jimmy Carter’s son, Jack is considering running for the U. S. Senate in Nevada.

Dear God, we bloggers don’t ask you for much, please grant us this gift. Not only would a Jack Carter candidacy guarantee Ensign’s re-election, but it would give us the opportunity to recycle scores of Carter jokes.

There would be a downside, however. The temptation for me to move to Nevada so that I could vote against a Carter might become irresistible. While in Nevada I would likely lose millions betting on football. You Carters can’t help costing me money even when you lose elections!


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