Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The Top 11 Qualifications That Make Harriet Miers Fit To Be A Justice On The Supreme Court

11. Founded the White House chapter of the Oprah Book Club

10. She's a good listener

9. Never wears white after Labor Day

8. Gives a great belly rub according to Barney

7. Rarely makes an unsound vulnerable preempt when playing bridge

6. Makes a mean Apple Brown Betty

5. Not burdened by high expectations or outstanding credentials

4. Once helped a Boy Scout across the street

3. Owns the entire Judge Judy DVD collection

2. Jesus is just alright with her

1. 23 pair of XX chromosomes


Blogger R-Five said...

When is a vulnerable preempt ever sound?

8:28 PM  

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