Monday, October 17, 2005

Top 11 New Marketing Slogans For Planned Parenthood

11. Screw all you want, we'll abort more.
10. Have it your way--who cares about the damn kid?
09. We try harder (to get minors to kill their babies).
08. Reach out and touch no one (the child that was in your womb).
07. A little jab will do ya.
06. It's every sin you can possibly commit.
05. Death...what a beautiful choice.
04. At $247, quite possibly the best bargain in contract murder going.
03. No taste. Less filling.
02. The one place to have an abortion when you're going to be having more than one.
01. Planned Parenthood-when you absolutely, positively have to crush an infant's head and suck it's brains into a sink.


Blogger Jukebox Hero said...


Suck, suck, fizz, ohh what a relief it is.

7:43 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

* Just abort it!

* Your fetus probably won’t grow up to be a criminal, but do you really want to take that chance?

* I’m not gonna pay a lot for this abortion!

* Are you ready for some suction?

8:59 PM  
Blogger Unkie Crump said...

*Are you pregnant now? Good!

*M'mm M'mmm Sluuuuuurrp!

10:04 PM  
Blogger Leo Pusateri said...


Not just for birth anymore!

11:06 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

I particularly like #4. I don't know how you make so many of these lists, but you do - and you do it well. Here's more:

-You're late. Do you know where your baby is?
-Planned ParenthoodP: Because life's complicated enough.
-Brevity is the soul of gestation.

Or, when Planned Parenthood releases home-abortion kits:
-Hoover: Nobody does it like you.
-Children! They're better in pieces.

1:49 AM  
Blogger Kim said...

Abortion. The Anti-Child.

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Peggy said...

-You deserve to be an evolutionary dead end.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it really the job of YOU to judge PP or the people who go to the clinics? Remember that these people who go to these clinics or abortion clinics in general are in a state of a moral matter who it is you dont know their situation. Let God be the judge not you.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I assume you're consistent and leave all judging to God, no matter what anyone does.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Planned Parenthood helps to raise awareness about sex and sexually related diseases to those who have already made the choice not to remain abstinent. These women have made their choice, and they have every right to that choice. But then again, I suppose you never judge anyone, and let God do all of the judging.

11:39 AM  

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