Saturday, October 15, 2005

Top 11 Best/Worst Hooker States

One of the most embarrassing aspects of the Vikings Sex Cruise is that the players felt it necessary to import hookers form Georgia and Texas. This has led many to wonder: “which state, in fact, has the best hookers?” Well we here at NIGP have the answer. Here are the top 11 hooker states:
11. Vermont
10. Washington
9. South Carolina
8. Alaska
7. California
6. Colorado
5. Arizona
4. Texas
3. Arkansas
2. Georgia
1. Nevada


Although Minnesota’s whores have been seriously dissed, they are not quite the worst in the nation. Here is a list of the worst 11 states for hookers:
11. Maine
10. Kansas
9. Mississippi
8. Michigan
7. Iowa
6. Minnesota
5. Oklahoma
4. Idaho
3. Wisconsin
2. West Virginia
1. Utah

UPDATE: Since there seems to be interest (Joey at least) here is the entire list.
1 Nevada
2 Georgia
3 Arkansas
4 Texas
5 Arizona
6 Colorado
7 California
8 Alaska
9 South Carolina
10 Washington
11 Vermont

12 Louisiana *
13 Florida
14 Rhode Island
15 Illinois
16 Missouri
17 Maryland
18 New York
19 Tennessee
20 Connecticut
21 Oregon
22 Virginia
23 North Carolina
24 Montana
25 Kentucky
26 Hawaii
27 Indiana
28 Delaware
29 Nebraska
30 New Hampshire
31 Massachusetts
32 Alabama
33 New Mexico
34 Ohio
35 South Dakota
36 Pennsylvania
37 North Dakota
38 Wyoming
39 New Jersey

40 Maine
41 Kansas
42 Mississippi
43 Michigan
44 Iowa
45 Minnesota
46 Oklahoma
47 Idaho
48 Wisconsin
49 West Virginia
50 Utah

* Louisiana fell to 12 from 4 in the wake of Hurricane Katrina

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

North Dakota is Ranked higher than Minnesota? They must hide them well.

10:47 AM  

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