Friday, September 16, 2005

Top 11 Reasons the Renee Zellweger – Kenny Chesney Marriage Failed After Only Five Months

11. Renee was thought she was marrying Garth Brooks.

10. Kenny finally got around to seeing “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason”.

9. Renee just didn’t find Kenny’s tractor sexy anymore.

8. Renee didn’t realize there would be so much country music involved.

7. Surpassing the 20 months that Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett were married just seemed too daunting.

6. They were carried away by the romance of the tsunami relief effort.

5. Renee threw out Kenny’s old blue chair.

4. Kenny couldn’t get over the fact that Renee used to date Jim Carrey.

3. You can’t expect a big star like Renee Zellweger to stay with someone who got four fewer CMA Award nominations than Brad Paisley.

2. Two words: Angelina Jolie

1. It turns out he didn’t have her at “hello”.


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