Top 11 Things Michael Moore Will Secretly Eat While At His Florida Fat Farm

11. Caviar stolen from the neighboring yacht Club
10. Raw gator
9. A rabbit smuggled in by Jimmy Carter
8. A tube of Kirstie Alley’s lipstick
7. Suntan lotion
6. A vegetarian cookbook
5. Grass
4. A cocktail napkin with Cindy Sheehan’s phone number scribbled on it
3. Vegetable oil siphoned out of Jane Fonda’s Peace Bus.
2. A volleyball
1. Ted Kennedy’s stash of martini olives