Sunday, August 28, 2005

Top 11 Suspects Responsible for Shooting of Marion "Suge" Knight

Death Row Records founder Marion "Suge" Knight was injured by a shooter at an MTV Video Music Awards after-party early Sunday morning in Miami. Knight was a controversial figure. Vanilla Ice claimed he threatened his life a decade ago. Relatives of Notorious B.I.G. (aka Big Baby Jesus) blamed Knight for his shooting death. Knight was close to Tupac Shakur, another rapper murdered about a decade ago. He also associated with Snoop Dogg, who had been accused of murder.

Here are the NIGP's top 11 suspects responsible for masterminding the shooting of "Suge" along with motives:

11. Muslim extremists (part of jihad against American culture)
10. The CIA (according to source Oliver Stone)
9. Jodie Foster (the shooter wanted to impress her)
8. Tupac Shakur (after faking his own death)
7. Luther Campbell (former singer of 2 Live Crew didn't want any West Coast rappers on his turf)
6. Method Man (in retaliation for possible involvement in untimely death of Ol' Dirty Bastard)
5. P. Diddy (in retaliation for death of Notorious BIG)
4. Vanilla Ice (in retaliation for a savage beating)
3. Snoop Dogg (could "Suge" have been skimming from him?)
2. Notorious B.I.G.'s relatives (in retaliation for his death)
1. Pat Robertson (hey, he called for the assassination of Hugo Chavez)


Blogger Douglas said...

Excuse me, but isn't it just "Diddy" now instead of "P. Diddy?"

I have a picture of Sisyphus and others at

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