Top 11 Reasons Cheri Pierson Yecke Is Leaving Minnesota For Florida
Cheri is leaving us to go work for Jeb Bush in Florida. Here is our top 11 list of reasons why:
11. Wanted to live in a red state
10. Global warming not happening fast enough in Minnesota
9. Mistakenly believed President Bush was offering her a job
8. Heard a lot of good stuff about hurricanes
7. Cuban kids English pronunciation less annoying than native Minnesotans
6. Believes a solid educational system begins with quality collegiate football programs
5. Feared losing congressional race to a homophobe
4. Believed Nick Coleman's threat, "You'll never work in this town again!"
3. Went to finish off "Suge" Knight
2. She's a heavy smoker and wanted to escape Pawlenty's new "health impact fee"
1. She knows the teachers unions will never allow serious educational reform in Minnesota
11. Wanted to live in a red state
10. Global warming not happening fast enough in Minnesota
9. Mistakenly believed President Bush was offering her a job
8. Heard a lot of good stuff about hurricanes
7. Cuban kids English pronunciation less annoying than native Minnesotans
6. Believes a solid educational system begins with quality collegiate football programs
5. Feared losing congressional race to a homophobe
4. Believed Nick Coleman's threat, "You'll never work in this town again!"
3. Went to finish off "Suge" Knight
2. She's a heavy smoker and wanted to escape Pawlenty's new "health impact fee"
1. She knows the teachers unions will never allow serious educational reform in Minnesota
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 8/30/2005 10:23:00 PM
2 Comments:
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
BrooklynGirl gives birth
That's one more infertile blogger biting the dust, so to speak! BrooklynGirl welcomed a baby boy ... And we at Blogging Baby are flush with congratulations for the whole BrooklynFamily.
Jeff Johnson
registry repair
Post a Comment
<< Home