Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Top 11 Reasons Cheri Pierson Yecke Is Leaving Minnesota For Florida

Cheri is leaving us to go work for Jeb Bush in Florida. Here is our top 11 list of reasons why:

11. Wanted to live in a red state
10. Global warming not happening fast enough in Minnesota
9. Mistakenly believed President Bush was offering her a job
8. Heard a lot of good stuff about hurricanes
7. Cuban kids English pronunciation less annoying than native Minnesotans
6. Believes a solid educational system begins with quality collegiate football programs
5. Feared losing congressional race to a homophobe
4. Believed Nick Coleman's threat, "You'll never work in this town again!"
3. Went to finish off "Suge" Knight
2. She's a heavy smoker and wanted to escape Pawlenty's new "health impact fee"
1. She knows the teachers unions will never allow serious educational reform in Minnesota

4 Comments:

Blogger Norwegianity said...

Well, I'll probably have to yank you later, but for right now this earned you the first ever MOB slot in my blogroll.

Your friends will tease you unmercifully about this, but given this list, I really have no choice.

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