Monday, January 31, 2005

Top 11 Reasons Nihilist in Golf Pants Should Be Elected to Congress

The astute political observers at the Kool Aid Report are calling for Nihilist in Golf Pants to run for Mark Kennedy’s congressional seat in the event that Kennedy runs for the Senate. Needless to say, this is a brilliant idea. Here are just the top 11 reasons that Nihilist in Golf Pants should be elected to Congress:

11. It would be worth it just to see the look on Nancy Pelosi’s face.

10. He could lobby for the appointment of his friend Sisyphus to the National Endowment for the Arts.

9. Say goodbye to the federal liquor tax.

8. Four words whispered to President Bush: Chief Justice Learned Foot.

7. Why not? Thanks to John Kerry, it’s now possible for former Khmer Rouge gun runners to serve in Congress.

6. Nick Coleman would no longer have to harass the homeless to come up with column ideas.

5. More no-bid contracts for Halliburton!

4. The House of Representatives currently lacks a really good Elvis impersonator.

3. His environmental policies would help bring on the End Times.

2. No one could ever again accuse Power Line of blindly supporting any Republican.

1. Congressional staff jobs all around for the Minnesota Organization of Bloggers!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Douglas at Belief Seeking Understanding. Congressional staff jobs? Now we're talking!

1:14 AM  
Blogger LearnedFoot said...

Oh baby. Life would be sweet as Chief Justice. I could declare Ted Kennedy unconstitutional!


8:55 AM  
Blogger TFB said...

Most excellent! I will forward my resume.

9:39 AM  

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