Top 11 Lines Karl Rove Uses to Pick Up the Hollywood Actresses He Appears With On Talk Shows

The odd thing about Karl Rove’s recent book tour is seeing Mr. Rove on talk shows flirting with Hollywood actresses. That led us to wonder just what pick up lines would work best for him.

Top 11 Lines Karl Rove Uses to Pick Up the Hollywood Actresses He Appears With On Talk Shows

11. How would you like to be with PURE EVIL without having to sleep with Charlie Sheen?

10. Can you help me understand what all this "t*a bagg*ng" stuff is about?

9. How can I get you 51% convinced to sleep with me?

8. The UN has asked me to search you for Weapons of Mass Destruction.

7. If you come back to my place I'll show you my collection of 5000 uncounted Florida ballots for Al Gore.

6. I have an RNC expense account and I’m ready to par-tay!

5. I'd like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body

4. Any time I want to, I can have Dick Cheney shoot someone in the face

3. I could introduce you to John Hinderaker of Power Line

2. Scientists say that the only way to stop global warming is for you to sleep with me. Do you really want to take the chance that they’re wrong?

1. Having sex with me may be as close as you ever get to screwing George Bush.