Thursday, February 25, 2010

Of That You Can't Deny

Top 11 topics during the Healthcare summit that everyone agreed on:

11. We support the US Olympic Team

10. At least I got on TV

9. American Idol just isn't as fun as it used to be

8. I'd feel a lot better about this bill if I were to receive a substantial bribe

7. We will continue to pretend that the US treasury isn't already broke

6. Lines were way too long at the buffet during lunch

5. This job would be great if it weren't for the damn voters

4. I think Joe Biden is flatulent

3. I could be a lot more honest if these damn cameras weren't here

2. We should have had beer like Henry Gates and James Crowley

1. Scoring political points is far more important than solving the country's problems


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