Monday, July 06, 2009

Top 11 Senate Etiquette Faux Pas That Al Franken Will Commit As He Takes His Seat Today

11. Squirting seltzer bottles on Senate floor

10. His "APPLAUSE" signs will clash with Senate decor

9. Throwing a pie in the face of the Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper

8. Bringing a drummer to Senate floor to provide rim shots during debates

7. Addressing Minority Leader as "big fat idiot" highly frowned upon

6. Demands for courtesy laughter for failed jokes overruled as not required by Senate rules

5. Insistence that his colleagues call him Senator Franken-Wellstone

4. Liberally interjecting the f-word into his oath of office

3. Colleagues not amused with "satirical" joke about drugging and raping Barbara Boxer

2. Diaper and rabbit ears violation of dress code

1. Repeatedly referring to the Cloak Room as the Coke Room


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Blogger Lee said...

I never once thought this guy was funny. Jerk off? Yes , funny ,no!

12:24 AM  
Anonymous gijoe696_cheesehead said...

Farve was not 'discarded' you asshat.. he QUIT !! FRIGGIN RETIRED remember that whole 'crying' scene?? you jerk off!! He should have stayed retired or stayed on as QB.

6:10 AM  
Blogger John F Not Kerry said...

Back to Franken:

Begins opening comments with: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

Announces the beginning of the "Franken Decade" in the Senate.

10:44 PM  
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