Top 11 Senate Etiquette Faux Pas That Al Franken Will Commit As He Takes His Seat Today
11. Squirting seltzer bottles on Senate floor
10. His "APPLAUSE" signs will clash with Senate decor
9. Throwing a pie in the face of the Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper
8. Bringing a drummer to Senate floor to provide rim shots during debates
7. Addressing Minority Leader as "big fat idiot" highly frowned upon
6. Demands for courtesy laughter for failed jokes overruled as not required by Senate rules
5. Insistence that his colleagues call him Senator Franken-Wellstone
4. Liberally interjecting the f-word into his oath of office
3. Colleagues not amused with "satirical" joke about drugging and raping Barbara Boxer
2. Diaper and rabbit ears violation of dress code
1. Repeatedly referring to the Cloak Room as the Coke Room
10. His "APPLAUSE" signs will clash with Senate decor
9. Throwing a pie in the face of the Sergeant at Arms and Doorkeeper
8. Bringing a drummer to Senate floor to provide rim shots during debates
7. Addressing Minority Leader as "big fat idiot" highly frowned upon
6. Demands for courtesy laughter for failed jokes overruled as not required by Senate rules
5. Insistence that his colleagues call him Senator Franken-Wellstone
4. Liberally interjecting the f-word into his oath of office
3. Colleagues not amused with "satirical" joke about drugging and raping Barbara Boxer
2. Diaper and rabbit ears violation of dress code
1. Repeatedly referring to the Cloak Room as the Coke Room
posted by Misanthropic Frat Boy at 7/06/2009 11:30:00 AM
6 Comments:
Great stuff, Frat Boy.
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I never once thought this guy was funny. Jerk off? Yes , funny ,no!
Farve was not 'discarded' you asshat.. he QUIT !! FRIGGIN RETIRED remember that whole 'crying' scene?? you jerk off!! He should have stayed retired or stayed on as QB.
Back to Franken:
Begins opening comments with: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"
Announces the beginning of the "Franken Decade" in the Senate.
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