Top 11 Reasons For Morgan Freeman's Auto Accident

11. Distracted by Miss Daisy yapping in his ear

10. Shocked when he found a severed head in box on car seat

9. Fell asleep while listening to audio version of Hugh Hewitt's Letter to a Young Obama Supporter

8. Knew too many of Batman's secrets

7. Pissed off Dick Cheney

6. Didn't want to go back to Shawshank

5. Lost control because he followed Barak Obama's advice and overinflated his tires

4. Had finished his bucket list and didn't have anything to live for

3. He started to narrate the driving of his car instead of actually driving it

2. Doing research for his upcoming role in Crash 2

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