Top 11 Suggestions for the University of Minnesota Morris Mascot
Biology professor PZ Myers of the University of Minnesota, Morris has been making news for soliciting a consecrated Eucharist so that he can desecrate it for the amusement of himself and his fellow atheists. The administration of the school says they can't do anything about it and must stand behind their employee and his exercise of free speech.
This is certainly the most promotion quiet little Minnesota-Morris has ever gotten. Certainly more than their Cougars athletic department ever achieves. Since the school is wedded to Myers and his methods, they might as well get all they can out of this controversy. Maybe a change is in their official mascot is in order.
Top 11 Suggestions for the University of Minnesota Morris Mascot
11) Crucifiers
10) Pilates
9) The Intolerant Tide
8) Golden Idols
7) Tenured Mules
6) Ragin' Biology Professors
5) Laughing Tax Dollar Consumers
4) Piss Christers
3) Redskins
2) Blue Devils
1) Damned Atheists
This is certainly the most promotion quiet little Minnesota-Morris has ever gotten. Certainly more than their Cougars athletic department ever achieves. Since the school is wedded to Myers and his methods, they might as well get all they can out of this controversy. Maybe a change is in their official mascot is in order.
Top 11 Suggestions for the University of Minnesota Morris Mascot
11) Crucifiers
10) Pilates
9) The Intolerant Tide
8) Golden Idols
7) Tenured Mules
6) Ragin' Biology Professors
5) Laughing Tax Dollar Consumers
4) Piss Christers
3) Redskins
2) Blue Devils
1) Damned Atheists
posted by Saint Paul at 7/15/2008 04:45:00 PM
4 Comments:
I wonder what the school administration would do if Prof. Myers wanted to wrap a Koran in bacon, drizzle it with chocolate and put it all on a stick for the State Fair?
Perhaps Myers should actually try that and see what happens. Strictly in the interests of Science, of course.
You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! - Ermey
I still think they should be called the "Finicky Cats."
I wonder what the school administration would do if Prof. Myers wanted to wrap a Koran in bacon, drizzle it with chocolate and put it all on a stick for the State Fair?
I see a NARN promotion in this. Can we get Campion to consume it?
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