Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Top 11 Quotes From The White House Biography Of Italian Premier Berlusconi

11. . . . one of the most controversial leaders in the history of a country known for government corruption and vice. *

10. . . . accused of the very corruption he had vowed to eradicate. *

9. Berlusconi is a Roman. Unfortunately, his countrymen are just Italians.

8. He looks like Learned Foot.

7. He is sneaky and good with a stiletto.

6. When you do find an honest Italian, then you've really got something.

5. His wife doesn't sweat much for a fat gal.

4. Italy is as reliable an ally as France.

3. He's slightly less greasy than most Italians.

2. He lika da pizza.

1. And then Silvio Berlusconi comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm, and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous!

* actual quotes from the bio


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