Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Top 11 Indications That Barak Obama Doesn't "Keep It Real"

11. John McCain actually has more gold teeth

10. He criticized absentee fathers, when the problem is obviously "whitey"

9. Uses English, not Ebonics, in his public appearances

8. He married his baby mama

7. Acted "white" by doing quite well in school

6. In all those hours of debate, never once referred to Hillary as "bitch" or "ho"

5. Doesn't enjoy crack cocaine

4. Prefers merlot to malt liquor

3. Refused to let his posse deliver a beat down to Bill Clinton

2. Judging by his gaunt appearance, does not enjoy BBQ or fried chicken

1. Old white dudes do fist bumps


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