Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Top 11 Reasons Governor Pawlenty's Wife Won't Give Him Any

11. Subsidized ethanol fumes have given her a headache

10. She's not buying his claim that "it's not sex, it's a users fee"

9. Idea of a "special session" turns her off as much as it turns Democratic legislators on

8. McCain stopped sharing his Viagra

7. She lost all respect for him when he appeared on the Northern Alliance Radio Network

6. He's having problems with the stiffness of his stick's shaft; what, isn't this the Top 11 Reasons Governor Pawlenty Isn't Getting Any Goals?

5. She doesn't want to kiss lips that have been on John McCain's butt

4. The transportation veto override took the lead out of his pencil

3. Complaining about his romantic life on the Mike Maxx Radio Program not likely to put her in the mood

2. The bedroom of the governor's mansion still smells like Governor Ventura

1. David Strom tricked his wife into signing No New Sex pledge before last election

John Hinderacker of Powerline is planning to do a comedy bit based on the Pawlenty's love life as he introduces the state's First Lady this Thursday:

Hinderacker (wearing big Carnac the Magnificent Hat):

A Frigidaire, an iceberg, and Mary Pawlenty . . . (opens envelope)

Name a refrigerator freezer, a lettuce for a Caesar, and someone who's not a pleaser!

Scott Johnson: Hayooooooo!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, but you use Romaine for a Ceasar....

10:04 PM  
Blogger Nihilist in Golf Pants said...

That's the genius of making up a joke that Hinderacker would tell. He'd do a bit by a guy who was on TV 30 years ago, the joke wouldn't be that funny, and he'd include an incorrect fact.

10:37 PM  
Blogger R-Five said...

I like #5!

10:44 PM  

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