Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Top 11 Upcoming Al Franken Revelations

11. Provided tax advice to Wesley Snipes

10. He granted himself backdated stock options

9. All mentions of “Vandalay Industries” on his resume are fabricated

8. Disgruntled clients filing false advertising claim with FTC over Al Franken promoting himself as a "comedian"

7. His Air America radio show got worse ratings than the Northern Alliance Radio Network

6. He used to live in that cesspool St. Louis Park

5. Opposed invading Iran for their oil; supported invading Afghanistan for their opium

4. At the height of the Enron scandal, he advised Enron’s CEO to blame everything on honest mistakes by the accountants that didn’t really benefit you much

3. He's not good enough, he's not smart enough, and gosh-darn it, people don't like him

2. He once waterboarded an employee he suspected of being a spy for Fox News

1. His SNL bits were plagiarized from Jeremiah Wright sermons


Blogger Jeff_McAwesome said...

I didn't realize that it was even possible to have lower ratings than the NARN.

9:35 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Sat under radical rabbi Meir Kahane's teaching for 20 years.

12:55 PM  

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