Top 11 Reasons Hillary Fired Campaign Manager Patti Solis Doyle

11. The only advice she ever gave was to cry in public

10. Since Bill wasn't around to throw a lamp at she had to lash out in another way

9. Because “Patti Solis Doyle has done an extraordinary job in getting us to this point” and “this point” is coming in second to Obama

8. She suggested the campaign slogan "Status Quo is the Way to Go"

7. She kept pushing for the selection of Walter Mondale as running mate

6. Hillary upset that Solis Doyle refused to accept cattle futures in lieu of pay

5. She isn't allowed to have her executed

4. Caught her humming the “Bob the Builder” theme song

3. She couldn't secure the powerful RT Rybak endorsement

2. She dedicated all of the campaigns opposition research to gathering dirt on Duncan Hunter

1. Hillary couldn’t very well fire herself