Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Top 11 Reasons The Giants Upset The Patriots

11. The Giants were inspired by Obama's "Yes We Can," video

10. Bill Bellicheck too busy watching Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers when he should have been making halftime adjustments

9. Giants players fired up about the Mets stealing Johan Santana

8. In his heart, Randy Moss is still a Minnesota Viking

7. Patriots players feared that Arlen Specter would subpoena them if they won

6. Patriots players felt sorry for pathetic old Dolphin players who feel the need to revel in others misfortune

5. Randy Moss' posse not allowed on the field until the 4th quarter

4. Banging hot chicks is proven to be detrimental to a QBs performance on the field

3. It turns out that attending Ted Kennedy's Superbowl Eve party was a bad idea

2. Inferior state mandated health care system in Massachusetts limited the Pats ability to recover from injuries

1. The Patriots weren't ready to play because they thought the game was on "Super Tuesday"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

12. The Nihilist brought down the wrath of the football gods again by writing, "This will be a short post. I'm taking the Pats -12 1/2."

12:37 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

You say that as if that were a bad thing.

1:37 PM  

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