Top 11 Reasons Mitt Romney Dropped Out Of The Race
11. Felt that he just didn't get enough support from Hugh Hewitt
10. Isn't there another Olympics being held sometime soon?
9. He heard Mitch Berg endorsed him
8. Afraid that he'd have finally to answer the boxers or briefs question
7. Wanted to stop taking votes away from Huckabee
6. Wants to spend time looking for more wives
5. Really misses laying people off
4. Could no longer keep up the façade that he was a conservative when so many of his supporters declared that their second choice was Hillary or Obama
3. Wants to devote his full time and energy to revitalizing the American buggy whip industry
2. Flip-flopped on whether to stay in the race
1. Wanted to keep Hugh Hewitt's record on predictions perfect
10. Isn't there another Olympics being held sometime soon?
9. He heard Mitch Berg endorsed him
8. Afraid that he'd have finally to answer the boxers or briefs question
7. Wanted to stop taking votes away from Huckabee
6. Wants to spend time looking for more wives
5. Really misses laying people off
4. Could no longer keep up the façade that he was a conservative when so many of his supporters declared that their second choice was Hillary or Obama
3. Wants to devote his full time and energy to revitalizing the American buggy whip industry
2. Flip-flopped on whether to stay in the race
1. Wanted to keep Hugh Hewitt's record on predictions perfect
posted by Misanthropic Frat Boy at 2/07/2008 02:38:00 PM
2 Comments:
He said the reason none of his sons were in the military was because they were doing their patriotic duty getting him elected. Will they be joining up now?
Another idiot who doesn't seem to understand that this is a humor blog.
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