Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Top 11 Things Sen Larry Craig Was Doing In The MSP Airport Restroom

11. Taking the term "lay over" a little too literally

10. Glad-handing

9. Pressing the flesh

8. Conducting push polling

7. Trying to massage his message

6. Practicing his fill-a-buster skills

5. Bringing home the pork

4. Pounding the gavel

3. Exercising his franking privileges

2. Servicing a member of the public

1. Reaching out across the aisle


Anonymous Barney's Frank said...

Looking for an honorable gentleman to yield the floor to.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Holey Mark said...

Trying to expand his subpoena power.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous rob in md said...

seeking some BI-partisan solution

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Chad said...

Thats the kinda of post that wins the Neo Conservative, Gay Bashing, Bushitler, Greedy, Capitalist Blog of the year award! Well done!!

2:41 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Bringing America together

6:30 PM  
Blogger LearnedFoot said...

Polling the electorate.

8:04 AM  
Blogger First Ringer said...

Claiming a mandate.

8:16 PM  
Blogger Dan S. said...

Looking for someone to serve on his staff.

10:06 PM  
Anonymous Swiftee said...

Introducing a Bill on the floor.

8:39 PM  
Anonymous His Grace said...

He just wanted to kneel in the Oral Office.

10:26 PM  

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