Sunday, August 26, 2007

Top 11 Reasons Some Are Upset That A Chinese Sculptor Was Selected To Design The Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial

11. Afraid of the traffic accidents that will result when the sculptor drives to the dedication

10. Afraid King likeness will look too much like Chairman Mao

9. Worried that the sculpture will come up a little short in the crotch

8. Hoped to be able to complain that a white was chosen as sculptor

7. Sculptor would have no way of knowing what it feels like to be discriminated against

6. Afraid Peking Duck will be served at unveiling instead of fried chicken

5. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson told them to

4. Still angry about the joke where the Chinese guy walks into a bar in a black neighborhood and demands a jigger

3. Don't want the memory of MLK diminished by having laundry hanging on the sculpture to dry

2. Afraid the likeness of King's mistresses booties will not be ample enough

1. Judging the sculptor by the color of his skin rather than the content of his character

2 Comments:

Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Afraid of lead paint being used.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Inscription: "I have a dleam!"

12:34 PM  

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